All the good ones are taken.
Love
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
The nicer someone is, the farther away they are from you.
Brains multiplied by Beauty multiplied by Availability equals a constant.
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free — and worth every penny of it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
Nice people finish last.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.